Zara Muskurade-07
By
Rehan kausar
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-* Kadwa such :-*
Khafa ho ya koi Gam Hae
NUMBER kho gaya ya Balance kam Hae
Bhejo sms Agar Dam Hae
YAA phir maan lo ke sms KING sirf hum Haen.
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Itna Accha Kaise Muskura Lete Ho, Itna Badhiya Kaise Sharma Lete Ho, Bachpan Se Hi Cartoon Ho Ya Surat Hi Aise Bana Lete Ho.
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Purani kahawat hai k,sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye,
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Phir b
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Hum Aap ko yad kr k soty hain.
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Teacher:- Tum Class Main Topi Kyu Pahen Kar Aate Ho?
Student:- Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ke,
Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha Hai.
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Arz Kiya He Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Bethe He
Gor Frmaiega Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Bethe He
Saap Or B Kmine He
Durbeen liye Bethe He.
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GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar
After Marriage:
Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?
Pati-Andhi Ho?
Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha H?
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Take 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in your eyes
Kyo?
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Are baba.!
For "swt drms"
If u want spicy Drmz, try Mirchi Powder
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GD.NIT.
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Do pyar karne wale jangal me kho gaye...
Jangal me khoye hai
mobile me
Q dhund rahe ho...
Bewakuf
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Wife:India jao to saree bhejna
Dubai jao to jewelery bhejna
France jao to perfume bhejna
Husband:Narak jau to kya bheju?
Wife:APNI VIDEO
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1 beautiful monkey missing in zoo.Its name is
No,that is not u! It was a beautiful monkey.
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Wonderful Combinations
in this World.
Heart & beat
Night & Moon
Music & Song
Rose & Love
Fish & Water
My costly SMS
& ur fokat ka smile
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Mai Use Bholne Ki Buhat Koshish Karta hu
aeDOST
Par Kya karu Ammi Roz BADAM Khila Deti He
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Girl came in class with new slipper.
1boy told her: chappal ache he
Girl replid:nikalu kya?
Than all boys replid:teri dres aur bhi achi he
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Nhi Ab Hum Apke Raste Me Kbhi Nhi Ayenge
Hame Pata H Aap Hame Kaat Khaenge
Hum To Rehte H Chote Se City Me
Hum 14 Tike Kaha Se Lagwaenge
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Shadi me ladki ko itna sajate kyu hai
Socho..
Any Guess
Ok I wil tel You
Maal kaisa bhi ho packing achchi honi chahiye;
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"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi ati
wa Wa
"BIWI" moti Ho jaye to "BAHO" me nahi ati.
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Joke
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IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE..
BOY- Tere 12th me kitne percentage the?
GIRL- 97%
B- Baap re
Itne me to kisi gareeb k 2 bache pass ho jate
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1 Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha..
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola-
'Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega'
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Dil Karta He K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Dil Karta He K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diya
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Meri jindagi to ho gayi he
Ek boring Khel
Kabse online baitha hu.
Na e-mail ata he,Na fe-mail
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Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mai Maine Jam Hatho Mai Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia.
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Hichkiyo ka aana band ho gaya
shayad hamara dost humse tang ho gya
phone aana to bahut badi baat he
ab to msg ka aana bhi band ho gaya.
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PATI Apne BIWI se:
Khane me kya Hai.
BIWI:Bakre ki ZUBAAN Pakai Hai Khaoge,
PATI:Main Muh Se Nikli Hui Chez Nhi Khata,
BIWI:to fir Anda Bana DU.
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Santa:Duniya me sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?Banta:Bechare PANIPURI wale! Santa:Kaise? Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati he.
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